Friday, November 20, 2009

From the Desk of Mr. Chan: CHUMP CHANGE

HALLO AMIGOS!

You can't believe the probo I had today!

This guy come to counter today and order combo #1. I think, no big deal. People order combo #1 all the time. So I get him 2 scoops of cashew chicken, 1 egg roll, and a medium drink of his liking. $5.95, right?

He hand me $10, so I go to cash register and get change: $4.05. Then the darn guy tell me he give me $20 bill!

I say, you godda-be-kiddin-me! I know what you gave me, I've been the restaurant business for 15 years! You try to pull fast one on Mr. Chan!

Then the guy tell me, I gonna call better business bureau and report you!

That's when I lose my cool and say, better business bureau "YI GE PI!!!"

(very loosely translated means "horse shit")

Then I say, GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!

I know customer is always right, but C'MON MANG!!

I love you,

Mr. Chan
Owner/Proprietor, Miss Fortune Chinese Fast Food

1 comment:

  1. Mr. Chan Mr. Chan. I'm with you. Don't let these losers come to your humble establishment and try this kind of fast one on you. The customer is always right... but not this kind of customer. Better Business Bureau YI GE PI is right!
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